Dutbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fussy zebra.

Dutbep created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Dutbep, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dutbep, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dutbep's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dutbep's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Run away from cyan shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not make images of living things.