Dinlunkim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil cobra.

Dinlunkim created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinlunkim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dinlunkim, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dinlunkim's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dinlunkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shorts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.