Godbitneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive eagle.

Godbitneg created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Godbitneg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Godbitneg, he will turn you into a sheep.

Godbitneg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Godbitneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never paint your arms white.