Cebzodmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil crane.

Cebzodmeg created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebzodmeg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cebzodmeg, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cebzodmeg's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cebzodmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cebzodmeg.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.