Fudvogtap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable snake.

Fudvogtap created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudvogtap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudvogtap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fudvogtap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fudvogtap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear indigo tights.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.