Abkiktonk is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident wombat.

Abkiktonk created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abkiktonk, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Abkiktonk, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Abkiktonk's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Abkiktonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always obey Abkiktonk's priests.