Mabnarlid Hudhendav is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish tapir.

Mabnarlid Hudhendav created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mabnarlid Hudhendav, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mabnarlid Hudhendav, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mabnarlid Hudhendav's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mabnarlid Hudhendav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Mabnarlid Hudhendav must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Never look at comets.