Lagbiftetti is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omniscient wyrm.

Lagbiftetti created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Lagbiftetti, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lagbiftetti, it will not care at all.

Lagbiftetti's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lagbiftetti's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not take Lagbiftetti's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help sick rats.