Yamhunsas is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-confident hyena.

Yamhunsas created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhunsas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yamhunsas, he will turn you into a rat.

Yamhunsas' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Yamhunsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look at planets.