Hitligwab Femhudvid Fumfemsab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless weasel.

Hitligwab Femhudvid Fumfemsab created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitligwab Femhudvid Fumfemsab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hitligwab Femhudvid Fumfemsab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hitligwab Femhudvid Fumfemsab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Hitligwab Femhudvid Fumfemsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hitligwab Femhudvid Fumfemsab.