Yakfabfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unselfish capybara.

Yakfabfarn created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakfabfarn, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yakfabfarn, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yakfabfarn's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yakfabfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Always wear indigo.