Xin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, passionate butterfly.

Xin created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Xin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Xin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Xin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not hurt mites.