Arfganyakdag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered salamander.

Arfganyakdag created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfganyakdag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arfganyakdag, she will not care.

Arfganyakdag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Arfganyakdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always obey Arfganyakdag's priests.

5. Never talk about fire.