Fudgodgut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless meerkat.

Fudgodgut created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgodgut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fudgodgut, she will make you grow a tail.

Fudgodgut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fudgodgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn boots.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Fudgodgut loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Put Fudgodgut first in all things.