Karbamveg Dussdantabquill is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unselfish scorpion.

Karbamveg Dussdantabquill created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Karbamveg Dussdantabquill, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karbamveg Dussdantabquill, he will turn you into a tree.

Karbamveg Dussdantabquill's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Karbamveg Dussdantabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.