Bellibtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witless dog.

Bellibtarp created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellibtarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bellibtarp, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bellibtarp's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bellibtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Bellibtarp loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never sit in holy places.