Xenqueeggom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring octopus.

Xenqueeggom created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenqueeggom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xenqueeggom, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Xenqueeggom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Xenqueeggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Worship no other gods but Xenqueeggom.

3. Run away if seven foxes approach from the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never mention hamsters.