Dunnadtettinill Zignillap Dannarlarf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy armadillo.

Dunnadtettinill Zignillap Dannarlarf created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunnadtettinill Zignillap Dannarlarf, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dunnadtettinill Zignillap Dannarlarf, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dunnadtettinill Zignillap Dannarlarf's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dunnadtettinill Zignillap Dannarlarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunnadtettinill Zignillap Dannarlarf.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Retreat if seven birds approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.