Arnrillfom Spagnullven is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless jackal.

Arnrillfom Spagnullven created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnrillfom Spagnullven, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arnrillfom Spagnullven, he will be very sad.

Arnrillfom Spagnullven's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Arnrillfom Spagnullven's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face purple.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.