Butdadjad Cisswadtim Fossrulmab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy fly.

Butdadjad Cisswadtim Fossrulmab created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Butdadjad Cisswadtim Fossrulmab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Butdadjad Cisswadtim Fossrulmab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Butdadjad Cisswadtim Fossrulmab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Butdadjad Cisswadtim Fossrulmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Butdadjad Cisswadtim Fossrulmab.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.