Hudmipnurt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, smart dryad.

Hudmipnurt created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hudmipnurt, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hudmipnurt, she will turn you into a snail.

Hudmipnurt's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hudmipnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Never write about galaxies.