Vadcun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying dolphin.

Vadcun created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadcun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vadcun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vadcun's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vadcun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vadcun.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.