Cebpog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, cheerful bird.

Cebpog created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cebpog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebpog, she will manifest in front of you.

Cebpog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cebpog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cebpog first in all things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never talk about rats.