Tensadyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise octopus.

Tensadyarl created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tensadyarl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tensadyarl, he will curse you with boils.

Tensadyarl's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tensadyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not commit murder.