Dancetlin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sage parrot.

Dancetlin created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dancetlin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dancetlin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dancetlin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dancetlin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dancetlin.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Do not eat cherries.