Kimripsin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, merciful donkey.

Kimripsin created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Kimripsin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kimripsin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Kimripsin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kimripsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.