Tailcemjigfenripkab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm goblin.

Tailcemjigfenripkab created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Tailcemjigfenripkab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tailcemjigfenripkab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tailcemjigfenripkab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tailcemjigfenripkab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never paint your neck magenta.

4. Never wear orange kilts.

5. Never feed corn to eagles while wearing violet tights.