Pinrullnat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying whale.

Pinrullnat created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinrullnat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pinrullnat, he will remove you from existence.

Pinrullnat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Pinrullnat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Pinrullnat first in all things.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.