Quamquamlegcip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud grasshopper.

Quamquamlegcip created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamquamlegcip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quamquamlegcip, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quamquamlegcip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Quamquamlegcip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not covet oxen.