Tit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring pigeon.

Tit created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tit, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Put Tit first in all things.

5. Never talk about amino acids.