Narlfunzodnull is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, witless butterfly.

Narlfunzodnull created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Narlfunzodnull, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narlfunzodnull, it will turn you into a rat.

Narlfunzodnull's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Narlfunzodnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narlfunzodnull.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.