Padhimyarp is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective dugong.

Padhimyarp created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padhimyarp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Padhimyarp, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Padhimyarp's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Padhimyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never bounce in the presence of sheep.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.