Hatham Rakjonmil Cumtansug is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, stupid mole.

Hatham Rakjonmil Cumtansug created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatham Rakjonmil Cumtansug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hatham Rakjonmil Cumtansug, he will jump up and down on your head.

Hatham Rakjonmil Cumtansug's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hatham Rakjonmil Cumtansug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away from fawn mice, for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.