Hab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent cat.

Hab created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hab, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed oranges to frogs while wearing black tights.