Zimlistgut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart raven.

Zimlistgut created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zimlistgut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimlistgut, it will turn you into a mole.

Zimlistgut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zimlistgut's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Hide if five whales approach from the north.

4. Never wear fawn trousers.

5. Never paint your feet violet.