Jenstiglarg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast chinchilla.

Jenstiglarg created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jenstiglarg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jenstiglarg, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jenstiglarg's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jenstiglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of pigs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Jenstiglarg loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat bark.