Gumzogbedneg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate salamander.

Gumzogbedneg created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumzogbedneg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gumzogbedneg, she will not care.

Gumzogbedneg's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gumzogbedneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the west.