Gutdansishom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic lobster.

Gutdansishom created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutdansishom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gutdansishom, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gutdansishom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gutdansishom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Hide from cyan bats for they are unholy.

4. Never wear blue jumpers.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.