Rotdutbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid centipede.

Rotdutbeg created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotdutbeg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rotdutbeg, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rotdutbeg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rotdutbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs gray.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away from white gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.