Dissvadhog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless spider.

Dissvadhog created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dissvadhog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dissvadhog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dissvadhog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dissvadhog's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Dissvadhog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Never go into brown rooms.