Tonflagtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered deer.

Tonflagtonk created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonflagtonk, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tonflagtonk, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tonflagtonk's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tonflagtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide from pink capybaras for they are unholy.

5. You must love Tonflagtonk.