Dunbosszak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, wise octopus.

Dunbosszak created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbosszak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dunbosszak, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dunbosszak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dunbosszak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dunbosszak.