Cedgudspag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witty swan.

Cedgudspag created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedgudspag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cedgudspag, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cedgudspag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cedgudspag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cedgudspag.

2. Feed all hungry birds.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.