Zogfumwab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong alligator.

Zogfumwab created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogfumwab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogfumwab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Zogfumwab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Zogfumwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Retreat if nine geese approach from the north.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.