Apphaplim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish lion.

Apphaplim created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Apphaplim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Apphaplim, she will try to impress you with trees.

Apphaplim's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Apphaplim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always take life seriously.