Cantabzan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying hydra.

Cantabzan created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cantabzan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cantabzan, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cantabzan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cantabzan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cantabzan on top of all buildings.