Mipgethig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing rat.

Mipgethig created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Mipgethig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mipgethig, she will not care at all.

Mipgethig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Mipgethig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.