Jipgemrul is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful dolphin.

Jipgemrul created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipgemrul, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jipgemrul, she will have a low opinion of you.

Jipgemrul's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jipgemrul's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jipgemrul first in all things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jipgemrul.