Rappiglag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, wise dugong.

Rappiglag created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rappiglag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rappiglag, it will turn you into a mole.

Rappiglag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rappiglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never play with disobedient children.