Poggongod Cubflispig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying penguin.

Poggongod Cubflispig created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poggongod Cubflispig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Poggongod Cubflispig, he will turn you into a goat.

Poggongod Cubflispig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Poggongod Cubflispig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured seals.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Do not drink alcohol.